What Is Love? by Tim Holmes Obama

 

Love is amazing
Love is baffling
Love can be an awesome thing

Love is false
Love is honest
Love can be a chauvinist

Love is pain
Love is delight
Love can be found at day or night

Love is intense
Love is gaudy
Love can be nice or naughty

Love is polite
Love is rude
Love can be misinterpreted from our childhood

Love is faithful
Love is capricious
Love can be what makes us anxious

Love is marriage
Love is divorce
Love can be a confusing force

Love is blind
Love is sighted
Love can be great when perfectly united

Love is complex
Love is simple
Love can be a great or bad example

Love is happiness
Love is infelicitous
Love can be an ever changing status

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Funny Poem 4 Kids By Kenn Nesbitt and Donna Lee Murphy

A Funny Food Poem for Kids

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My mom makes disgusting spaghetti
with horseradish sauce and sardines.
She tops it with pickles and mustard,
bananas and barbecued beans.

She serves it for supper on Sunday.
On Monday we have it for lunch.
It's breakfast on Tuesday and Wednesday.
By Thursday, you guessed it, it's brunch.

I don't like to hurt my mom's feelings.
I said that I loved it. (I lied.)
I always gave mine to our doggy.
And that's why our poor doggy died.

So next time you serve us spaghetti,
dear mother, don't make it like that.
Please serve it with red sauce and meatballs,
and that way it won't kill the cat.